Srsly. I really want to Fucking cock punch my dad. Like really REALLY want to.

Here's the story:
My dad, being the suck up that he is, told my care taker (she's the person that looks after me, drives me places, get's me more social, ect, ect... She's awesome) that he would call my mom about getting my birth certificate so I can get my state ID so I can get Medicaid. I have to get my ID by Friday (which is in 2 days) before my appointment with my case manager so we can get started with the paper work for Medicaid. Problem is my dad is a total Prick and can't get over the anger that my mom defocused him and "Abandoned him" and who knows what else. So instead of doing what he said to my care taker Linda, he went in the house and didn't do it. See, I can understand that he doesn't want to call or whatever, but the fact that I was in the living room when he came in and he didn't tell me ANYTHING about it REALLY pisses me off.
So today Linda comes in and asks me "Did your dad call your mom last night?" I, having no clue what she's talking about, said "I don't know... Was he supposed to?"
I find out that he was and call him at work.

Here is our conversation:
Me:"Hey dad, did you call mom last night?"
Dad:"Oh...No, I forgot."
Me:"Dad, I need those papers by Friday."
Dad:"Yep."
Me:"Yeah, It's really important that I get them... You know that right?"
Dad:"Yeah."
Me:Yeah..."
Dad:"I thought you were going to call her."
Me:"You didn't tell me to call her! You told Linda that YOU were going to!"
Dad:"Yep."
Me:"Oh my God dad."
Dad:"Mom isn't there?"
Me:"Of course not! She's working!"
Dad:"Oh, you'll have to get it tomorrow then."
Me:*sigh of irritation* Fine, Bye.
*Hang up*

Uhhh! The thing is that he does this ALL THE FUCKING TIME! D<

Anyways... Yeah...
That's it for now...